dude i'm inner monologue high
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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