Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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