You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
And then he peed in my hair
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