OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
