He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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