so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We are two peas in an std pod
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You almost got us killed.
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