Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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