puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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