I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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