apparently the secret to your success is patron
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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