Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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