she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
third nipple confirmed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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