don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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