Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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