omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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