The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i will never coherently bang her
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Panties = found
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