Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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