google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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