I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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