i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
These tits shall not be calmed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
