Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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