So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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