I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
