Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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