would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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