Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you win again, gameday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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