is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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