I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
we're so committed to being not committed
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