do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
