Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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