Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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