U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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