I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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