So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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