my vag is so smooth its legendary
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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