I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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