Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sorry my hands just texted you
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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