So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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