do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Randomize