I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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