Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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