speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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