i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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