Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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