so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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