I skipped work to stalk him.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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