i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
you would pick up someone in the library
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I need water and some morals
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
