we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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