Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
