There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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