I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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