hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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