If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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