can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I would ride that face into the sunset
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
