Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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