so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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