Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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