Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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