no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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