There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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